You Are HR

You are HR. You are human. You are resourceful.

You are psychologist, psychiatrist and therapist. You are corporate conscious personified. You are a closed door confidant.

You are baby announcer and obituary writer. You are Kleenex distributor. You are safe.

You are problem solver, mediator, arbitrator and lawyer. You are judge, jury and executioner. You are court reporter and record keeper.

You are timekeeper and clock watcher. You are attendance taker and vacation planner. You are sick days. You are holidays.

You are technologist and vendor manager. You are requirements definer, tire kicker, systems tester and disaster recoverer. You are procurement officer and RFP writer.

You are call center agent and case manager. You are insourced, outsourced and cosourced.

You are legislator and risk mitigator. You are lobbyist and influencer. You are policy maker and labor negotiator.

You are party planner, florist and caterer. You are allergist and bartender. You are cake cutter and designated driver.

You are fashion police and dress coder. You are smell detector. You are touch preventer.

You are fire marshal and safety officer. You are ergonomic engineer and desk adjustor.

You are doctor, nurse and pharmacist. You are drug tester and weight watcher. You are fundraiser, vaccinator and hand sanitizer.

You are banker and financial advisor. You are broker and estate planner. You are retirement calculator and cost estimator. You are pre-tax. You are post-tax.

You are graphic designer, author, editor and publisher. You are brand manager and enforcer. You are sign maker and hanger.

You are local and global. You are interpreter and customs officer. You are cultural attache and welcoming committee.

You are head hunter, talent agent and promoter. You are advertiser, interviewer, deal maker and offeror.

You are trainer, teacher and developer. You are registrar and course cataloger.

You are all races, colors, religions, disabilities, sexual orientations and ages.

You are misunderstood and much maligned. You are often feared and ill-defined.

You are human. You are resourceful. You are HR.